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in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go
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Made up a batch of fresh displays this morn and now heading with @NealGibeau to pick up our new 15’ friend “Summer”.
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me:
hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
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crush:
no
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me:
wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
Well I was smoking so I lit candles so it wouldn’t smell like I was smoking and then I decided to blow them out so it wouldn’t look like I lit candles to get rid of the smell of smoke and now the candles are smoking and it smells like smoke.
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
(Source: pessi-misticc, via poke-gasm)
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